Welcome to the Ass of the Universe. What the fuck are you doing here?

Welcome.

This is not a porn blog about ass.

I was shocked to find that there was no internet area in the universe that could pride itself on the knowledge that it is where shit comes from. If you have been foolish enough to stumble over here, perhaps drunk, perhaps not, perhaps trying to put your horny cock somewhere, you will be assaulted by an array of shit, notably shit jokes in the near future.
Prepare. After getting a full on face view of what was too stupid to be digested in the small intestine of the internet, you will never be the same.
I'm not saying anything here... I'm just ever so slightly implying it.
(Your face will have turds on it).